1 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,150 Awesome. 2 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:17,750 Come on! 3 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,160 There was a Jack Russell. 4 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:49,749 You round here? 5 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,728 I live here. 6 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:51,730 So do I. 7 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:52,870 Moved in last Saturday. 8 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:56,070 Bloody hell. Yeah, I've been here about two years now. It's all right, isn't it? 9 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,170 It's fine, yeah. 10 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,250 Mostly friendly. 11 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:00,910 It's like that sceptical moose next to me. 12 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:02,029 Barking mad. 13 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:03,450 Always in the hospital faking stuff. 14 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:05,690 Charming. 15 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:09,090 I nearly missed out, you know. They tried sticking a grand on the asking 16 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:10,090 after we shook on it. 17 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:12,590 I says, you're joking, aren't you? You stated out wiring. 18 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:13,469 Well, they would. 19 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:15,550 Hey, what is it with these bins? 20 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:16,910 I thought they collected today. 21 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,420 Used to be Wednesday till the wheel had been Friday's now. 22 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,040 Tons of shit to go. Tons. 23 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,620 The tip of Stratford, you know. 24 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,179 No car. 25 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:26,540 The wife got it in a divorce. 26 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:27,900 I didn't know you were divorced. 27 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,260 Well, I didn't know you were married. 28 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,420 So, what's all that about, then? Beat you out? 29 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:32,700 Yeah, more or less. 30 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,060 New bloke? 31 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:35,560 Yep. 32 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,720 Can't be any lugs. Bet he earns more. 33 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,220 Oh, well, listen, sort your crap out. We'll shoot it down the tip in the van. 34 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,160 Oh, cheers, Kev. Appreciate that. 35 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,300 Girlfriend, Babs. 36 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,320 Hiya. Hiya. 37 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:04,280 Brian, mate from work, just moved in. 38 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:06,940 Hiya, Brian. 39 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,120 I'm best, Bill. 40 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:13,860 Well, yeah. 41 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:36,310 You'll have to go up in the back once we pick Ida up. Sure. 42 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:38,410 Split the field, yeah? No problem. 43 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:40,550 It'd be a treat not having to go on a bus. 44 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:41,769 I bloody hate them. 45 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:42,770 Yeah. Watch this. 46 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:00,730 I'm partying you for this, you little shite! 47 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:05,430 Yeah, look, I'm getting a job. 48 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:09,250 I'm writing everything down, you know. 49 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:18,490 No one misses 50 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:20,710 crackers. Oh, chicken and egg, mate. 51 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,080 Brian, you're scaring me half to death. 52 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:36,200 All this late? Nah, he gets up at six. That'll be his breakfast, that bastard. 53 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,120 Brian's moved in opposite, splitting the fuel. 54 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,380 Look at this one. 55 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:01,270 hold out tomorrow night. Can you go and go? 56 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,750 I can't tomorrow night. 57 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:04,050 Why, what's up with you? 58 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,890 Clubs. He's had to shave everything so he don't come to the show. 59 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,310 I've got a guy bringing a car round, all right. 60 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,630 Why not? 61 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:11,449 I'm out. 62 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,650 Well, it's only a couple of hours. No, I'm out. 63 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:17,390 Who? Out. 64 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,330 Who? None of your business. 65 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:20,570 Come on. 66 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:22,090 Hey, do you know who it is? 67 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,580 Teenagers in problem areas could face all my curfews. 68 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:58,880 When I finish stuff here, I'll probably feel like a bear 69 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,020 if you're up for one. Yeah? Let's give this out. 70 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:57,910 What are you doing? 71 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:00,870 I want to wear sandals tomorrow, so I have to. 72 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:04,830 Oh, Jesus, it stinks. 73 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:16,990 Pringle's got a sun lamp. 74 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:18,750 No wonder she divorced him. 75 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:22,870 I'm not stopping. 76 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,550 You've got no tapes left? 77 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:30,050 No, but I can still use a Zoom. 78 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,250 What are you doing? 79 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,169 I reckon he's on a computer. 80 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:37,929 Henry, it's porn this time of night. 81 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:39,130 It's that bastard. 82 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:41,890 What's that make you, then? You watch more porn than anybody I know. 83 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,309 Yeah, but I make most of it. 84 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,930 Right, I'd better be going or my mum will be in bed. 85 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,270 Oh, and she said she wanted the fibre for doing your washing. 86 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,690 Yeah, yeah. 87 00:10:03,949 --> 00:10:07,050 She moved, Doctor. She definitely moved. 88 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:09,970 So the doctor said, well, it's possible because... 89 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,320 It's a mystery what people in comas can respond to. 90 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,460 He says, go back to your wife and feel her other breast. 91 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:20,320 And feels her left breast. 92 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,820 And the same thing happens again. 93 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:30,720 So he goes running back to the doctor. Says, doctor, it worked. It 94 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,780 definitely worked. 95 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:34,340 Well done, Mr Beasley, he says. 96 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,200 We can't stop now. 97 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,960 go back again and see how she responds to oral sex. 98 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:42,960 So off he goes. 99 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,480 Five minutes later, he's back again. 100 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,480 Tears streaming down his face. He says, Doctor, she's gone. 101 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,899 She's dead. 102 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,280 Well, the doctor goes ballistic. He thinks, God, my career's on the line 103 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,119 says, dead? 104 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,780 What do you mean she's dead? How the hell can she be dead? 105 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,820 He says, to be honest, I think she choked. 106 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,780 Talk about... 107 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,000 Primitive? You lot need bloody mental treatment. 108 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,040 I mean it, mental treatment. Come on, it's a joke. 109 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,740 Oh, it's sick. 110 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,880 I won't remember that tomorrow, mate. 111 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:30,200 Happy birthday, 112 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,020 mate. It's all right here, isn't it? 113 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,020 We were looking for somewhere for our GH18. 114 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,540 Is the beer any good? Dunno, no one's bought me one yet. 115 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,310 Coming up, Sylvia, what are you having? 116 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:41,450 Hey. Hiya. 117 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:46,210 I know I weren't invited, but I popped round to Sylvia's to see if she'd fancy 118 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:49,410 going for a drink, and she said, why don't you come with us? Martin won't 119 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,870 I thought, bloody right he won't, and he better not do. I invited him to mine, 120 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,530 so he stuck with me. 121 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:56,810 Happy birthday. 122 00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:58,090 Thank you. 123 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,990 Over the hill, mate. Happy birthday to you, mate. 124 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:02,830 Careful with you. Yay, sir. 125 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:04,350 Marty. 126 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,440 It's my brother's party. I paid for the room. 127 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,600 Rules of the house on function nights. 128 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,760 No T -shirts, no trainers. 129 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,080 Since when? 130 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,720 When were you last here? 131 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,160 I paid for the room. 132 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,500 No chance. 133 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,600 Everybody else knew about it. 134 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:27,000 You're stirring it, Kev. Not me. Him. Totter. 135 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,060 Don't think yourself lucky if you have to work with him. 136 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:24,690 Thank you. 137 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,820 Hey, you got any black polish? 138 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,700 What do you mean? 139 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,060 Sea polish. 140 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,820 If I have, I wouldn't know where it is, to be honest. 141 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,440 I thought Marty's do started at eight. 142 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:25,680 Hey, you're not coming? 143 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,820 No, I, um... No, I got lumbered with stuff. 144 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,660 Hang on, I'll have a look. 145 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,280 I run a youth group down Sedbro Street. 146 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,419 All right. 147 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,060 Once you know where you are, you never get left alone. 148 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,620 I'll go and look, but I can't promise. 149 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,720 Yeah, well, you can kick it like me. You don't need to pass it. 150 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:07,820 Get out of the ball. 151 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,060 Yeah, you give us that now. 152 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,700 Leave. No, I'm off, mate. 153 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:13,740 Are you old enough for that? 154 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,880 How old do you think I am? 155 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960 You look about 50. 156 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,220 It's all right, I don't. 157 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920 Your lucky night. 158 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,140 Don't know how much is in it, though. 159 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,220 Oh, that silly Todd chucked shandy all over me. 160 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,440 He knows it's cider. 161 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,260 They're only allowed half a can each. 162 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320 Maximum. 163 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,580 What's the alternative? 164 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,220 Swilling it back down the bus station. 165 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,960 Stop hogging the ball. Pass it in. There's no harm done. 166 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,740 Yeah, cheers anyway. 167 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:57,960 No problem. 168 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,020 Bloody marvellous. Do you want to try it? 169 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,260 Here you are. 170 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840 Best holiday ever. 171 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:14,780 She's lovely, Matt. 172 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,360 Well, yeah. 173 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,960 No, I mean really gorgeous. 174 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:23,360 Did she say Ellen or Helen? 175 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,660 An agency. 176 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,259 Yeah, why not? 177 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,560 And what do you get for your money? 178 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,620 Got to get up with my friends 179 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,550 Oh, got you, too. 180 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,680 and I'm not missing the beginning. 181 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,540 Hiya, Babs. Has he got any bacon? 182 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,360 Not unless I buy it for him, no. 183 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,900 Am I walking home on an empty stomach? 184 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,920 You crap. 185 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,080 Perfect. 186 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,080 I went to school with her. 187 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,180 She fainted when we caught a frog up. 188 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,500 I've got to tell you, Kev, you're really pissing me off today. 189 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,540 I have a ticket for this for six... 190 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:53,620 Where were you? 191 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,700 I was out there. I passed on the dock. 192 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,200 No Kev, no van. What happened? 193 00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,759 No, Brian. 194 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,480 You're watching wrong. I'm not waiting. 195 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,440 Great teamwork, eh? Thanks. You were nowhere near. 196 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:28,880 Just pass the ball. 197 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:56,300 Come on, you bloody flour basket. Say, mate, have a banana. Get a rest, you sad 198 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:57,300 bastard. 199 00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:29,289 Someone's worried back. 200 00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:30,450 Someone get some toilet paper. 201 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:34,310 Found out where Trudy is. In the canteen. Personally, the first aid kit. 202 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,610 Come on, up again. 203 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:43,630 Well, all I can do... 204 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:59,100 I apologise, but I know we should have had a quiet Tuesday because I set that 205 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,100 load myself. 206 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,099 Where is it? 207 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,420 It's gone. We couldn't get him an appointment, so his ex -wife's taken him 208 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,420 the dental hospital. 209 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,100 Sorry about that. Could you give me that number again? 210 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,540 I'm going to have to give it my full attention. 211 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,780 I'll ring you back later. 212 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,020 Bye -bye. 213 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,440 Who's that with him? 214 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,200 It's Brian's son, Rob. 215 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,740 Rob? Dad, what happened? 216 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,140 How come he's not at school? 217 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,740 I've been away for a week or two. 218 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:05,050 We've got a takeaway coming in about ten minutes. 219 00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:06,650 Kev wants to see if you're hungry. 220 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,090 All right. 221 00:25:08,770 --> 00:25:09,910 This is our dinner, yours. 222 00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:12,150 Kev's? 223 00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:17,850 This seems bigger than mine. 224 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:19,510 Yeah, but you've got a garden, Brian. 225 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,610 I told Kev when he bought this place, I said, you're going to regret not getting 226 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:23,650 one with a proper garden. 227 00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:26,410 No, you didn't. Well, my mum said it and she was right. 228 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:28,130 No, you didn't, babe. 229 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:30,390 You know, you look like you could do with a bit of sun, Brian. 230 00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:32,510 I'm not that boast, to be honest, Bab. 231 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:34,970 If my son's around, I'm at him all the time. 232 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:37,070 Get the cream on. 35. 233 00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:40,750 Make sure you get your cream on. And he's like, oh, give it a rest. 234 00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:42,030 Right. 235 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:44,050 I'm really sorry about it. 236 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:46,190 OK? 237 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:48,750 Bad tackle, yeah? 238 00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:50,750 If I'd have had the ball, yeah? 239 00:25:52,870 --> 00:25:53,930 Well, yeah. 240 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,970 Bad tackle. How long were you married for, Brian? 241 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,250 Together 14. 242 00:25:58,970 --> 00:25:59,970 Married for two. 243 00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:02,170 See? See? How weird's that? 244 00:26:02,779 --> 00:26:04,040 Five blokes, same thing. 245 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,300 Years and years and years together, they get married, old gig turns fertile. 246 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,200 We were kids when we met. 247 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,560 I'm not 100 % we'd have stayed together if I hadn't got a friend then. 248 00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:13,940 How old's the lad? 249 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:15,900 Rob. 13 this year. 250 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,160 Dark -haired lad. 251 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,080 Not from my side. 252 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,260 I get him every other week. 253 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:25,820 That's why I needed the house. 254 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,760 The flat I had was... 255 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,340 Uh, mate, Brian from work reckoned you were short of volunteers. 256 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,160 Eh? I was just saying you said you were a bit short -handed. 257 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:57,660 Well, yeah, but... Oh, well, if it's your idea. 258 00:26:58,020 --> 00:26:59,180 Are you vouching for him? 259 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,560 Well, yeah. 260 00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:03,260 Nothing better to do? 261 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,420 Oh, yeah, but, I mean, if it's just football and pool and stuff, I don't 262 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,300 Lots of decent table. 263 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,340 Thing is, Ken, we've got to guarantee you time. 264 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:15,960 Two nights a week minimum. 265 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,740 Which pitch do you use for footy? 266 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:23,480 We've got a concession at Sherman Park. Oh, cool, yeah. I mean, Sherman Park's 267 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,080 fantastic. They're most nice, anyway. 268 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,300 Got a clean licence? 269 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,440 Yeah. Oh, no. 270 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,860 Three points for putting a light. 271 00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:30,460 Criminal convictions? 272 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,800 No. Drugs? 273 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,300 No, what are you offering? 274 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,160 No. 275 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:43,940 Hold this in. 276 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,100 Block capital. 277 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,020 Left to address the date of birth. 278 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:51,560 Next time you're passing, bring full passport photos and your driving 279 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:54,530 If you don't roll it, it's going to bounce, innit? It stands to reason. 280 00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:57,930 Let it go as you throw. All one movement. Watch. 281 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,390 What did you just say? Say it again. Say it again. 282 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,570 We're born to this, obviously, Kev. 283 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:30,350 Decent kids, aren't they? 284 00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:33,110 Nine -tenths of a regional crime. I don't think Deacon fits. 285 00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:37,070 Unless she can't have had no murders, but it's only a matter of time. 286 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:38,430 So what did you get out of this? 287 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:40,130 A salary. 288 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,250 Well, you're not a volunteer. 289 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:42,850 Bugger off, I'm a social worker. 290 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,650 What, a proper social worker? 291 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:46,970 What the cheque says, yeah. 292 00:29:47,850 --> 00:29:49,370 Statching kiddies at midnight and all that? 293 00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,550 I did do family work, yeah, until I got sick of the same faces. 294 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:54,390 I just do this to keep my hand in. 295 00:29:54,830 --> 00:29:55,890 What sort's it pay, then? 296 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:02,310 Roughly. £14 .50 an hour. 297 00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:03,610 For this? 298 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,110 And five years training. 299 00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:07,670 Jesus, you're in the wrong job. 300 00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:09,230 I bet you're not. 301 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:52,390 Just wish you hadn't told me, Kev. 302 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:54,250 It's only a bit of fun. 303 00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:55,490 Not if you've seen her again. 304 00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:56,910 Oh, what's wrong with it? 305 00:30:57,810 --> 00:31:01,190 I know her husband really well. To be honest with you, that's how I lost my 306 00:31:01,190 --> 00:31:03,450 wife. And it's no fun having the piss taken out of you. 307 00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:06,210 It's not like they've got any kids. 308 00:31:07,070 --> 00:31:08,070 Difference does that make? 309 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:09,590 Right, money out. 310 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:11,970 Later lose and I'll turn her down on the doctor. 311 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,540 Such a waste of time. Half of them can't even play football. 312 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,260 Yeah, that's my point. What point? 313 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,240 Well, that's why they're always getting into shits and stuff. 314 00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:16,600 Hey, I know what. Let's run them ragged so they haven't got any energy left for 315 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,500 shoplifting. Give over. They'll just learn how to run quicker. 316 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,340 They're no bleeding, aren't they? Get down. Not here. 317 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:23,479 Hiya, Martin. 318 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,480 Right, Chris. 319 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,600 Brother. 320 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:28,420 I hope you all are up, Brit, because ours are all knackered. 321 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,140 It's not charity, we're all equal here. And all I want to know is, who burgled 322 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,380 your mum's house last Friday? 323 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:50,700 Let's see. 324 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,880 That's a fair question, isn't it? I'm not accusing anybody. 325 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,600 Bet it was him, Melk. 326 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:05,740 Come on, Macintosh, the kids are all over you. 327 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:09,160 Evan, put your shirt on, you're frightening the kids. 328 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,940 Back bedroom later, never worked since. 329 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,480 When was this? 330 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,680 About six months back. 331 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:08,480 Six months, and you never got it fixed? 332 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,139 Yeah, well, they charge a fortune. 333 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,639 How do you know I won't? Well, you'll be walking to work. 334 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,880 And I've made you coffee here. 335 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,380 Here you go. 336 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,520 No sugar, Brian, so I've used a sweetener. 337 00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:25,179 Cheers. 338 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:26,940 So, 339 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:28,860 busy at work? 340 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,150 Bit quiet. 341 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:31,690 Speed up for the holidays, though. 342 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:33,050 You going anywhere? 343 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:36,750 Mm. Well, Kev wants to go to Ibiza, but we're supposed to be saving up for a 344 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,870 wedding. Oh, is he asking to look at the sockets in here? 345 00:34:39,409 --> 00:34:40,409 No, but he will. 346 00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:47,929 Has he spent anything on this place? 347 00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:51,630 I keep saying it needs a couple of grand spending, and he goes, yeah, yeah, I 348 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:53,190 know. It's been like this since February. 349 00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:55,030 I'll have to leave that till weekend. 350 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:58,390 Hey, but listen, Babs, I can't do all this for nothing. 351 00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:00,240 No, no, we love him. He'll pay. 352 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,680 He'll never get around to organising stuff. 353 00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:00,910 You might as well be on your own for an hour or so. 354 00:36:01,310 --> 00:36:02,310 Yeah. 355 00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,210 Help yourselves to coffee and stuff. 356 00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:05,870 Yeah, right. 357 00:36:06,670 --> 00:36:08,210 Where's Babs? Gone home. 358 00:36:08,530 --> 00:36:11,450 Well, it's her, folks. She prances around doing pixie jobs, playing house. 359 00:36:11,650 --> 00:36:12,650 It's only meant to be weekends. 360 00:36:14,610 --> 00:36:15,610 See, Chris. 361 00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:17,450 Thought you'd rather not know. 362 00:38:06,339 --> 00:38:07,600 Why don't you shut up? 363 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,080 You been to school today? 364 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,660 Yeah. Liar. 365 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:12,900 Where'd you go? 366 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,040 Back and get it. 367 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,658 Trafford Centre. 368 00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,660 No, Allendale. 369 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,600 Kidding. I thought you were a pro. 370 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,520 Allendale's the first place you look. The place is crawling with fat old women 371 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,439 from the education. 372 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,440 They've all got radio. 373 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,440 You're gonna know the best, best place. 374 00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:09,620 Keep your mouth. 375 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,960 You start jabbering. 376 00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:31,380 What's going on? 377 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:33,180 Go on. 378 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:34,620 Back in the war. 379 00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:38,910 I caught him going through thingies just for money. 380 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:43,650 Craig's little sod. If Craig finds out, he's a dead man, so I thought I'd 381 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:47,470 better... Anyway, it's done with now, so he won't try it out twice. 382 00:39:48,650 --> 00:39:49,650 Little sod. 383 00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:57,890 Kemp, what are you doing? 384 00:39:58,810 --> 00:39:59,810 Kemp! 385 00:40:00,790 --> 00:40:03,550 Craig? Where's your kit? 386 00:40:04,890 --> 00:40:05,890 It's in my locker. 387 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,650 You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 388 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,120 I might as well take this home if we're using it tomorrow. 389 00:41:31,810 --> 00:41:32,810 What's this? 390 00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:34,430 Sheep. What size? 391 00:41:34,990 --> 00:41:36,250 Double. It's not. 392 00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:40,450 It's not even a single, Kev. You've cut them too short. All of them. 393 00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:41,870 Honestly, Kev, it's not me. 394 00:41:42,510 --> 00:41:45,330 I knew something wasn't right because I kept getting to the end of a line too 395 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:48,670 fast. I only thought it was me because I had a cup of coffee in it. I never 396 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:49,670 drink it. 397 00:41:49,970 --> 00:41:53,270 You've cut about a thousand doubles too short by an inch, you gormless bastard. 398 00:41:54,650 --> 00:41:56,270 It's got your bloody batch number on it. 399 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:12,310 Nick, shut the machine. 400 00:42:12,550 --> 00:42:13,550 What? 401 00:42:14,170 --> 00:42:18,750 What have I done? I want all doubles to be measured by somebody who's not him. 402 00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:22,150 Yeah, if it's not done by break, you don't take a break. You can blame him. 403 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:36,450 You'll have to catch the bus. 404 00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:38,190 Oh, come on, just sleep on it. 405 00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:39,730 Let Matt sleep on it. 406 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,900 Barney, you got a lamp still? Yeah, 407 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,580 but you wouldn't fuss about doing a detour, would you? 408 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:58,460 Don't rush for the wicked, 409 00:42:58,700 --> 00:42:59,700 eh? 410 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:22,140 Go and ask the lady for a sweet dinner. Now, go on. 411 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,620 Good night, Barry. 412 00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:42,080 What were you talking to that kid about? 413 00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:43,860 When? 414 00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:46,560 Swimming. I told you. 415 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,480 You lied. 416 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,420 Jake falls beneath Locker. 417 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,880 So what were you having a go at that kid for? 418 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:12,980 I'm right, aren't I? 419 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,420 What I saw on your computer. 420 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,320 What you're on about. What I saw on your backyard. 421 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,080 Like what? What I saw last night. 422 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:20,220 Because I thought it. 423 00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:21,900 I couldn't believe it. 424 00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:26,160 Pringles ain't a kid. I mean, not lollities. 425 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,580 He's into kids. 426 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,280 And you greased me round with that. 427 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:33,660 And you had me. 428 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,800 I've had you in my house, you snidey dick. Don't! 429 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,200 Come back at me. 430 00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:42,530 Come back at me. Come back at me. Come back at me. Go in me back. 431 00:44:44,690 --> 00:44:47,750 Fucking roller blinds. 432 00:44:48,690 --> 00:44:51,310 Roller blinds up at your window. What are they about if I've got it wrong, eh? 433 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:52,910 Eh? 434 00:44:53,010 --> 00:44:54,010 Brian? 435 00:44:54,550 --> 00:44:55,550 Brian? 436 00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,630 You've even got a perv's name. 437 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:15,240 Give him a shout if you need some help, Brian. 438 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,400 Give him a shout. 439 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:30,500 So who are you 440 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:31,500 going to be tonight, Barry? 441 00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,840 Well, Matthew, tonight I'm going to be bored shitless. 442 00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:48,730 It's a mess with that lot. 443 00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:51,630 Because they're up for a laugh and messing about. 444 00:45:52,630 --> 00:45:54,550 It gets confusing, Kev. 445 00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:58,690 Chris took them last weekend. 446 00:46:13,970 --> 00:46:15,230 Shit sticks, Kev. 447 00:46:16,490 --> 00:46:18,430 Accusations like that really stick. 448 00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:19,930 And you're a mate. 449 00:46:20,630 --> 00:46:21,730 So I'd hate to... 450 00:46:21,730 --> 00:46:34,650 You 451 00:46:34,650 --> 00:46:38,570 pin me down, I'll take you with me. 452 00:46:39,370 --> 00:46:40,370 You know what I mean? 453 00:46:43,330 --> 00:46:44,330 Keep them. 454 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,520 They just cut this. 455 00:48:03,029 --> 00:48:04,310 Kev? Kev, what's going on? 456 00:48:05,370 --> 00:48:06,370 Kev? 457 00:48:08,310 --> 00:48:09,870 Come on, what's the matter? What's happened? 458 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:11,470 Sit down. 459 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,310 What's happened? Have you been fired? Has he fired you? 460 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,250 What is it? 461 00:48:23,330 --> 00:48:24,450 We were going to tell you. 462 00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:29,690 Kev, we were going to tell you. Kev! 463 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:36,640 Not if you're saying it's a machine fault. 464 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,800 Is it his girlfriend, do you think? 465 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:41,940 Kevlar? No, it's a woman. 466 00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:45,420 Welcome to the family, Trudy. 467 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:47,740 Look, hang on here. I'll be straight back. 468 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,420 Something to say to me. 469 00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:36,460 Kev! 470 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,780 What the hell? 471 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,120 Bloody hell, Kev. 472 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,640 That's somebody's husband, isn't it? 473 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,380 When will you learn, for Christ's sakes? 474 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:56,060 Trudy said it hit his girlfriend and I said no. 475 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:58,200 Never occurred, it might be another one. 476 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,200 Christ knows why it usually bloody is. 477 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680 Yeah, it's bored. 478 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,620 Don't swear or you might start throwing up, come on. 479 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,840 You don't know how to get yourself in some shit, you. 480 00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:15,740 You got any ice? 481 00:50:21,070 --> 00:50:22,070 How are you doing? 482 00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:26,910 You know, you'll be 30 soon, and you'd best start practicing, Kev. You'll end 483 00:50:26,910 --> 00:50:27,910 looking like a joke. 484 00:50:29,970 --> 00:50:31,950 You know, you're like a bloody goldfish, you know that? 485 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:37,470 How many times has this happened to you? 486 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:44,710 Chief, are you marrying me, you know, Vance? 487 00:50:45,490 --> 00:50:48,630 Yeah, he's double, but never changes double, Vance. That's the chief. I'm 488 00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:49,930 happy with the one I've got, Vance. 489 00:50:50,939 --> 00:50:53,960 Anyway, once we have babies, you can forget about spending the night on the 490 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,580 seltzer. Hear that, Kev? Bossy or early, you don't stand a chance. 491 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,560 It loves it. She'll be knocking you about, Nick. 492 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,860 Back to Fabian Bartosz. United now attacking the famous clock end here at 493 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:06,200 Highbury. Lifts it forward towards Colby. 494 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:11,760 I think the traffic will say look out, Lou!